If Doctor Who was a substance, it’d be Doctor Glue.If Doctor Who was a porno, it’d be Doctor Screw.
If Doctor Who was bodily waste, it’d be Doctor Poo
If Doctor Who was a toilet, it’d be Doctor Loo.
If Doctor Who was a cow, it’d be Doctor Moo.
If Doctor Who was a sneeze, it’d be Doctor Achoo.
If Doctor Who was wind, it’d be Doctor Blew.
If Doctor Who was an incredible, world famous, catering legend, it’d be Doctor Sue.
If Doctor Who was a martial art, it’d be Doctor Fu.
If Doctor Who was a board game, I’d be Doctor Clue.